If the following applies to you, YOU ARE NOT HOPELESS... JUST LAZY:
-like posting *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* in forums like you know what the hell you are talking about
-actually has no clue on how to drive a car or drift one
-lives in parent's garage
-thinks he is in the import racing "scene" where you really just go and watch a bunch of idiots run from cops in a underpowered civic
-think that you beat Need for Speed: Underground in a week using cheats so you can now actually "drive"
Fortunately for you, there is a way to get your *Censored**Censored**Censored* out of you computer seat and into a car.
-Go to local indoor karting track (because they tend to be a bit faster than the *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* outdoors) and experiment with counter-steering and other techniques.
-Borrow your mommy's station waggon and take it to a parking lot with no people or cops around and maybe set up some cones or something so you wont kill yourself on the street
-GET A *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored*ING JOB to pay for a cheap used car that has some sort of power to it and PRACTICE
-Find your local parking lot races
-work on technique as oppose to shity decals and aero kits to improve the looks of your ride
Following these steps you should be drifting soon and not be a lazy *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* who mooches of his parents till he is married
That iz all
And if anyone else can give these fools some tips that cool too
(at one time i was one of "these fools" )
-like posting *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* in forums like you know what the hell you are talking about
-actually has no clue on how to drive a car or drift one
-lives in parent's garage
-thinks he is in the import racing "scene" where you really just go and watch a bunch of idiots run from cops in a underpowered civic
-think that you beat Need for Speed: Underground in a week using cheats so you can now actually "drive"
Fortunately for you, there is a way to get your *Censored**Censored**Censored* out of you computer seat and into a car.
-Go to local indoor karting track (because they tend to be a bit faster than the *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* outdoors) and experiment with counter-steering and other techniques.
-Borrow your mommy's station waggon and take it to a parking lot with no people or cops around and maybe set up some cones or something so you wont kill yourself on the street
-GET A *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored*ING JOB to pay for a cheap used car that has some sort of power to it and PRACTICE
-Find your local parking lot races
-work on technique as oppose to shity decals and aero kits to improve the looks of your ride
Following these steps you should be drifting soon and not be a lazy *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* who mooches of his parents till he is married
That iz all
And if anyone else can give these fools some tips that cool too
(at one time i was one of "these fools" )
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