how i survived my afternoon with the el camino of fear

[mudduck3006]

dear god i never ever ever thought i would say this, but here it goes.... deaar god i want me a EL Camino like the one i almost had a heart attack in this afternoon. i was a$$in off after i got done with my side job mowing grass for the old guys that live around here with lazy kids . and then i saw it, the most unassuming thing i ever saw in my life a old , maybe 78 or 79 EL Camino. well i was done with nothing much else to do i went and asked this old guy (he`s like 75 ) how much he wanted for it, he goes not for sale tubby . i got pissed about the tubby remark he is fat as h ell and said ok then prolly couldnt take my brothers old honda though. he got mad now, and says that so? i go yeah i bet that P.O.S. dont even turn over he gets up walks over to me and says "if it dont tubby you can have it for free " i think sweet a EL Camino for free plus what i overcharged him on the lawn rock on!! he gets in and fires her up and man it was loud i used to have a 72 duster and a dodge demon and a old smokey and the bandit T/A but they werent nothing to this thing in the loud department . he starts laughing and says you lost tubby ! i said so what i bet it wont really get on its prolly gonna blow the motor . he said hop in i get in and . I SWEAR BEFORE MY DUAL GOD OF OLD ENGLISH MALT LIQUOR AND NISSAN THAT IT IS A 12 SECOND CAR ! then the crazyness started he took it into a perfect slide like off the drift bible. snaps doughnuts burnouts it was unbeliveable i guesss the moral of today for me is NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE BEATER EVER OR YOU MIGHT BE MADE FUN OF BY A OLD FAT UNCLE JESSE LOOK A LIKE

[driftxtreem]

so what your tellin us is that you got OWNED but its these little thing that keep life interesting

Nice storie wish I could have seen it.

[Chas]

WoWOWowWo El CaMiNo SupEr JdM DriFtuIo. To bad it handles like a suburban.

[theflatlander]

you think 12s is fast try riding in a car that does low 10s. Friend of mine race purpose mustang with a built 302 plus 250 shot of n2o. We took it on highway once and he decided to hit the nitrous going at about 80 and even with 10.5 in slicks we still got sideways. Now that is scary as hell.

[nissanguy_24]

by the way, this post, was the funniest thing i have ever read.. i love the bit about your "Dual god of old english malt liquire and nissan"

[DriftingNova]

that's the beauty of old chevy's $5000 goes a long way especially if you don't care about looks! i draw the line at body cancer. that's a pain! CANCER!! I Hate It!

[mudduck3006]

well i know all about the sleepers i had a ragged out T/A once.
Yes i was seriously OWNED. heh trust me he got the times slips for a series of 12.05-12.12 sec in the quarter but it was seriously freaked me out by being scared by a old frail sick fat man in a EL Camino. yes


ALl HAIL OLDE ENGLISH 800 MALT LIQUOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

truly the nectar of the gods

but seriously this guy had the skillz it was very freaky i never been scared like that even when i had my rear hanging off a side of the mountain in kunkletown pa and that was wild but this old guy was not afriad of dying and he almost lost it a bout 20 times im just glad i didint wet myself thank god i went to the bathroom about 5 minutes before i shot my mouth off


i really wasnt trying to really be funny but it really is now then i was terrified its alot different when you arent the one driving

[DriftingNova]

My fiance's step dad is ancient! but he's been driving for like ever!!! he's told me about some of the stuff he did when he was a kid. on a behind the wheel drive test when he was a kid he was told to do a u-turn and the instructor already failed him so he turned the wheel and kicked the e-brake in popped it out and kept going. another time he was drunk and was demolishing a building until the cops came took his keys and dropped him off at home and brought him the keys the next morning. times really have changed.

[twcfc3s]

scary *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored*..

[mudduck3006]

well my step dad is pretty much insane and he is the one that taught me how to drive so im not afraid of the crazy stuff its mostly that the old man MR. daivd blue of carthage nc really looks like uncle jesse from the dukes of hazzard and had no fear of dyiong plus the cops are afraid of his mean old a$$ i guess if youre on dialysis and have a list a mile long of whats wrong with you you lose fear but he said bring some fresh drawers boy im gonna show what happens when i really light them tires up

[HX-50]

http://www.turbominivan.com ultimate sleeper, 1989 dodge caravan, my friend had one, came stock with a turbo engine, with $250 in bolt ons he was running high 12's in a 1/4 mile don't believe it? check out the video section. Nothing was better than seeing steve burn a civic at a drag strip then saying to the guy "not only did i completly embarras you but i have room for 8 of my closest friends to watch"

[mudduck3006]

that mean old man is at it again this time thankfully it was after this seriously brain damaged mustang kid and his ford bunch of goofballs they thought they were hot roaring down the road at 3:30 in the mornig last night dont ask im not telling who or what i was doing out that late except her name is claire . anyhows that little punk whom i shall call for legal purposes R.ed Neckerson for obvious purposes was out showing off in a car that is in his moms name. and this is mostly my fault since i brought some old english and intial d episodes over the old mans house he got the hey i do that crap anyhows idea and went after them like a mix of batman and tak but in a El Camino of fear!!!!!!!! that old man got ahead of him and slid old at the turn and caught around him kinda hard to explain but it was dark and it was really cool to see. never touched his carf but the little weasel had some cops over there about 45 mins later telling them that the old man was driving recklessly and a bunch of other crap well the kid didnt know that the one sheriff deputy was old davids nephew hah hah hah and he hates ford with a deranged seriousness hes a good mopar man old school of course (70 challenger r/t just like vanishing point) and didnt like this kids older brother and said something this morning about the kids sister gave him crabs in highschool . oh god last night rocked !!!!!!!1 and i found some reallly seriously twisty roads like a crazed track designer made them or something
but seriously

HERES THE MORAL OF TODAYS STORY :
DONT MESS WITH CRAZY OLD UNCLE JESSE LOOKALIKES ON DIALYSIS WITH A PECHANT FOR OLD ENGLISH 800 AND INITIAL D EPISODES. ESPECIALLY IF HE HAS A EL CAMINO OF FEAR AND A NEPHEW ON THE SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT

[Freeway]

first of all, 1964 ford falcon ranchero with a 390FE shoe horned into it getting sideways, second of all St. Ides...

that is all.

[twcfc3s]

the " el camino´s " must die...!!

[mudduck3006]

well i give the El Camino the respect it deserves now the ranchero must have a unfortunate accident i belive ford bad mopar goood

[twcfc3s]

*Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* both!!

[180maniac]

*Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored* horny *Censored**Censored**Censored**Censored*

-Peace

[Scott]

My dad used to have an El Camino with a 454. Ahh, the sound of a big block...

[mudduck3006]

my friend has a old 65 gto and he is getting this really sweet 454 from a catalog one of the crate motors in summit i think its got like 470 hp i think and a outrageous amount of torque he saw me out once in a old crap box nova that my other neighbor owned and now he wants to see what he can do with this thing.... sigh .. there goes my summer helping him get that thing ready to drift with



cant wait to get custom stuff and finally get to pick up my s13 from my grandfathers house ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!1

[twcfc3s]

Originally posted by 180maniac
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-Peace

hahaaha whut was that!!! hahaha lol..
i respect them, both are fast and big block mo fo cars!!!hahha
peace

[mudduck3006]

that evil old uncle jesse clone has finnnaly done it. he went out to FT. Bragg and pist off the ricers and crotch rocketeers along with the supa cracker dodge neon boys with that damnned el camino i finnaly got some money and a car that my dad didnt sell on me ( my poor beloved 560 sel room for 5 girls and me..........sob !) as i was riding in the crap box known as my brothers accord its a 87 that has seen much better days . wesaw old david tearing monkeyass down bragg blvd in the el camino going ballsout crazy in the thing and my cocky little punk of a brother said that old man thinks he got speed im gonna school him in speed (in a old ragged out 87 accord lx-i right ) but i ddint notice what my brother had been doing to his car well he hopped it u pquite a bit and it had noticable torque since thsi is a honda i was very impressed but not enough to say he could even catch up the that chariot of satan called the EL CAMINO OF FEAR!!!!!!!!
well it went down i n a period of about 45 minutes the old man went and did a burn out of epic porportions and kicked rocks up a t the ricvers and neon homeboy crew and then he call the crotch rocket boys pansy poncy weak sisters with out a ball hair among the lot of them and threw more rocks in the air and toreass off well its kinda like that max boost thing in import tuner with everyone after him to kill him but he lost them all and the toreass of*Censored**Censored**Censored*ain down the road and back on home when i got back he was nurseing a 40 oz of mickeys malt liquor and a pack of lucky strikes and watching wrestling when i went over. he was still chortleing since he had it al on camera cause he had me rigg up a little cam corder to have his ego boosted for being a mean old bassard well he said since i told him that i told about his insanity on here he told me to tell all of you to stay out of the cops way since the 30 year cycle conspiracy theory of his states that gas and inflation goes up every 30 years like its doing now ok now the old farts happy


and remember if it looks like crap
smells like crap
and tastes like crap




its probly taco belll

[s0nny80y]

Originally posted by HX-50
http://www.turbominivan.com ultimate sleeper, 1989 dodge caravan, my friend had one, came stock with a turbo engine, with $250 in bolt ons he was running high 12's in a 1/4 mile don't believe it? check out the video section. Nothing was better than seeing steve burn a civic at a drag strip then saying to the guy "not only did i completly embarras you but i have room for 8 of my closest friends to watch"

my parents used to have one of those when i was smaller. then we sold it for 500 dollars. that thing was pretty quick actually.

btw, you don't really know what your parents did until you ask em. My dad used to play chicken behind the wheel (2 cars going head on). Hard to believe.